欧博体育darweena’s blog april 2020
欧博体育a close up of a flower garden
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i am self isolating with emma. as i am 30 cm long when i am social distancing, everyone has to be 50cm from me.
now as i am a bearded dragon, i do not have to worry about this virus as it only affects humans. emma put some newspaper down the other day for me and i happened to read an interesting article in it that said cats might be able to get it. well cats and me don't get on so i am very happy to social distance from that species.
i was getting a bit unhappy cramped in my one room apartment and emma noticed. she has made me my very own run- wow! i have palace to roam around in now. i even have my own swimming pool. talk about a 5 star hotel!
my host family have been unable to get me any juicy locusts. apparently, they are not considered essential and the shop selling them has closed. excuse me- i feel that they are essential for my well-being. please don’t forget us small creatures at the bottom of the food chain.
欧博体育my bowels have working overtime- i reckon it’s all this fresh air and greenery. i do prefer locusts and i am not that much of a fan of greenery, but they don't half bung me up.
欧博体育i have had my poo analysed- makes me feel very important. apparently, i have pin worm. i have to go to the vet. i wonder what she will do to me. the girls at school give me a hot bath, a little squeeze and massage my tummy when they want my poo to come out. maybe the vet will do the same. i might have to have some medicine.
my luxury carpet in my cage gets washed each day and dried on the washing line whilst i am having my exercise.a cat lying on top of a grass covered field
欧博体育by heck everyone – i’m having a blast. my advice for keeping cheerful during lockdown is:
love and kisses